Binge prevention and healthy snack ideas here :)
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Someone come use my boobs as pillows.
someone come use my dick as a shake weight
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I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND
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Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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no but just imagine security guards at concerts
| guard: oh here come the faggots |
| guard: why are they so skinny |
| guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack |
| guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage |
| guards: what am i doing with my life |
when a url you want is not even being used
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